tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4544605318041410797.post3102048215663498806..comments2023-09-05T03:11:42.140-05:00Comments on The Vorpal Chainsword: 30 Day D&D Challenge: Day 22-Favorite Monster OverallCoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15175851469275651744noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4544605318041410797.post-89479294898488025112013-09-23T06:39:03.196-05:002013-09-23T06:39:03.196-05:00Zombie kid for the lulz.Zombie kid for the lulz.Coryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15175851469275651744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4544605318041410797.post-30738240753839918622013-09-22T22:07:21.270-05:002013-09-22T22:07:21.270-05:00I know what you're doing with that I like turt...I know what you're doing with that <a href="http://search.yahoo.com/search?fr=chr-greentree_gc&ei=utf-8&ilc=12&type=888596&p=i+like+turtles" rel="nofollow">I like turtles</a> bit.<br /><br />Timelessbrandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11507192624540239249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4544605318041410797.post-9090533627230375682013-09-22T21:20:28.054-05:002013-09-22T21:20:28.054-05:00Everyone who's ever played D&D with you kn...Everyone who's ever played D&D with you knows your favorite is the Ettercap, Brando. Probably because as soon as they survive their first goblin attack and are feeling all high and mighty about themselves they get some version of the old "Ettercaps are known to infest these woods as well as goblins..." foreshadowing. Followed soon by "Night is falling. Is anyone going to stand watch or are you just going to make camp? Because that's fine if you just wanna do that..."Coryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15175851469275651744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4544605318041410797.post-54271202968278168072013-09-22T17:43:35.722-05:002013-09-22T17:43:35.722-05:00Oh, I forgot to state my favorite monster. It'...Oh, I forgot to state my favorite monster. It's pretty obvious.<br /><br />It's an ettercap. I like ettercaps. They'll bite ya. It's a biped, humanoid spider. They're super creepy, and all you have to do it get bit once, and have to take a save vs. poison or instantly die. The blackest of poisons, so to speak. Also, their fangs are think. Like horns. When you see a zoomed in picture of a real wolf spider, and you think to yourself, "Why are their fangs 25 degree triangles. It seems like they were designed to be unnecessarily terrible. And a wolf spider's eyes and facial expression seems really dead and relaxed. So upsetting. They wouldn't even think twice about killing you. They COULDN'T even think twice. And the only thing that would make them more scary, would be to make them humanlike. What an abomination. <br /><br />That's my favorite monster.<br /><br />They lay traps,and come sprinting out of the woodwork. When adventures get so bold that your average orc raiding party is just booooring, a good ettercap attack will keep em your toes.<br /><br />brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11507192624540239249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4544605318041410797.post-79270068635289556892013-09-22T17:25:55.942-05:002013-09-22T17:25:55.942-05:00I mostly loved riding on those lizard things.
Loo...I mostly loved riding on those lizard things.<br /><br />Look at me!!! I'm making him bite skeletons! It's like a lizard motorcycle! <br /><br />Wheeee!brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11507192624540239249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4544605318041410797.post-52533708484885812482013-09-22T16:31:23.318-05:002013-09-22T16:31:23.318-05:00I forgot about the Golden Axe turtle island. Ther...I forgot about the Golden Axe turtle island. There was also a giant eagle city, right? Or was that Golden Axe II? They all kind of run together.<br /><br />*kick* *kick* "Hey, don't take all the bottles! You'll just waste it!"Coryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15175851469275651744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4544605318041410797.post-24261606378406879282013-09-22T14:21:19.484-05:002013-09-22T14:21:19.484-05:00I sure did play a lot of Golden Axe at Happy Joes....I sure did play a lot of Golden Axe at Happy Joes.brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11507192624540239249noreply@blogger.com