Well, in the Warhammer books, there are constant references to a master brewer Joseph Bugman, who makes the best beer in the world, which he calls Bugman's Best.
So the question is: What kind of beer is Bugman's Best. And more importantly, could I recreate it?
I believe that Bugman's Best is an Imperial Russian Stout. And I'll tell you why.
I actually do know something about beer. I think I'm fairly good at making it, and I'm really good at drinking it. I made an Old Ale, which I called Owlbear, and it won 3rd place at the Iowa State Fair.
There are plenty of clues in the writing to lead us to what the proper beer is. Dwarves love strong, high gravity beers. None of that sissy elven sugar water, or that thin human beer. That makes me think that the ABV has to be over 8%. Something like a Imperial Stout, or Dopplebock. Almost a substitute for food. And there's also hints that Dwarven beer has restorative properties, which might lead us to what the authors are referencing in the real world.
Also, there's a Warhammer online game where they say this:
"Action Name: Bugman's Best
Description: You carefully unpack a mini-keg of rare and precious Bugman's Finest Stout with reverential awe. For the next 15 seconds, the faint vapors escaping from the keg will rejuvenate any allies within 30 feet of it, restoring 60 health every 3 seconds. You dream of the day that the brew will be aged enough to actually tap and drink."
You rejuvenate simply by smelling the vapors! Gotrek would love that!
Get over here, Manling. You've got some remembering to do!
So I've been looking around the intertubes for what others have thought and have come up sort of empty, so I just figured I'd ask Gav Thorpe himself. So I sent him an email. Here's the exchange.
"When you wrote Grudgebearer what type of beer did you have in mind when you wrote about Bugman's Best?And here's what he said.
I want to try to create my own version for my friends. I have it in my head that it should be a Russian Imperial Stout, but I could be way off base with that. Any guidance would be great. Thanks!"
Hi there,
I admit that I didn't have any particular type of brew in mind for Bugman's Best, but your suggestion of a stout would certainly fit in with Dwarf brewing ethos. Something that will hang around in your beard for a day or two after drinking so that the gift keeps on giving!
Cheers,
Gav
He didn't say Yes, but he didn't exactly say No either. I'm playing with the recipe, and I have my first one done. It's a 6.5% Irish Dry Stout.
Anyone want to give it a test drive?
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Gaming Perfection = Warhammer+Dwarvish Beers.
We do our best to partake of stouts and ales while smashing Chaos, but I doubt it would compare to partaking of the true Brando's Bugman's Best (B^3). One day I hope I can sip a strong Bugman Dry Stout with a dwarf icon on the front while making to-wound rolls.
Maybe I'll try to get you some for the Scancon. You have to drink a pint in one go, then the Gors will fall by the score.
The Gors are trouble indeed. Oftentimes to reach true grace in Sigmar's eyes we have to resort to the stronger amber liquor, or as I like to call it, Dr. James & Son's Rejuvenating Elixir. Presumably that would come from Albion, or perhaps Middenheim.
Nice research on two of my favorite topics! I would love to see beer drinking incorporated as a skill challenge during a game.
Dr. James & Son's Rejuvenating Elixir would come from Albion for sure. As for Middenheim? I dunno. What would plateau germanic vikings drink?
Probably some beer that followed strict purity laws. Or a trappist ale.
And of course we know what they drink in Russia, er, I mean, Kislev.
Buckets of Vodka for Snorri.
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