Wednesday, December 6, 2017

ReaverQuest



So we've been working on a card battle game for a while now that would be both fast-paced and super portable. While I love Ravingspire because it can be played solo, we wanted something in the same genre but just a quick game one could play between flights, or when waiting for everyone to show up to D&D night. We took the concept of the showdown with Foes that Ravingspire has and make a quick-play fighting game between fierce warriors. And its available on Amazon right now!https://www.amazon.com/Vorpal-Chainsword-Games-Reaver-Quest/dp/B075SRHXWM/ref=lp_15793188011_1_1?srs=15793188011&ie=UTF8&qid=1512612975&sr=8-1

In a far off world of Swords and Sorcery the cyclopean Tower of Ravingspire looms over a mystic battlefield. Mighty warriors of the realm, known as Reavers, sojourn to this desolate valley to battle for dominance in an annual combat known as the Reaverquest. These warriors must fight with all their skill and cunning, as the seeping magic of the Tower may alter the very battlefield they fight on at a moment’s notice!


Reaverquest is a fast-paced card battle game of brawling and swordplay set in the Sword and Sorcery world of Ravingspire. For 2-3 Players.
While we could've Kickstartered it to garner more eyes on it and try to generate pre-sales before launch, I still prefer to think of Kickstarter as a place a creator goes when they don't have the financing to produce the idea they want to make into reality, and needs other people to commit to the idea. Reaverquest is a compact enough game (size of a deck of cards) that we were able to work with our manufacturers and fund it ourselves! And we're really happy with it.

You can find the rules and tutorial videos on BoardgameGeek or ReaverQuest.com!

Game on!
 

Sunday, November 26, 2017

The D20 Purge

Most of us are book hoarders by nature. Gamers, that is. We never want to let a book go for fear of the knowledge being lost forever. Especially for us fans of the Dead Games Society, disposing of a any RPG game book or comic book, even one we have never played or would ever re-read, is hard.

But reality is reality, and limitations on physical space is an absolute truth.

This Thanksgiving holiday weekend, I could take it no longer. My rpg/comics book collection finally reached critical mass. The books were piled high in front of the bookcase. Things were crammed in willy-nilly. I had to do something. 

Going through ones book collection is exhausting, because every volume you pull out you want to stop and reminisce about. It took me three days to do anything but make piles of books in various categories. Pulp RPG, Cyberpunk RPG, Green Lantern graphic novels, Batman crossovers... The piles just got taller, and I was getting nowhere. I couldn't decide what to cleanse!
Found this between two books. Clearly the purge was decades overdue.
Then it came to me: The D20 Splats of the 2000's. I would cleanse my bookshelves of the D20 Splatfest that was 2000-2010, and see if that solved my problem.
It sure as hell did.
Now, I admit a lot of good writing occurred during the D20 onslaught of the early 'aughts, starting with 3e D&D and... well, never  quite ending... (looking at you, Pathfinder). But the D20 OGL rulesets were all basically the same, the rules are easily remembered, and the pdfs easily recoverable. So I purged them ALL (well, except Adventure D20 and Starship Troopers, they got a pass). And you know what, I ended up with bookcase room to spare!

Organized bookshelves. They are a thing of beauty. If you've got your own overflowing bookshelf and can't decide what to do then I have a suggestion... simply purge the D20. It's a critical HIT!

Friday, October 13, 2017

Blade Runner 2019-2049

Cyberpunk is the greatest type of Punk.

Steampunk? Victorian mustaches, pocket watches, gears on tophats... Sure, ok, its fine I guess. A little dainty for my taste.

1980's Punk Rock? Yeah, its a little better. Billy Idol, Rancid, Mohawks, spiked bracers, yeah man, sure, I'm into it, but its a little before my time to really appreciate.

But Cyberpunk? Cyberpunk is the shit. Especially chunky-style pre-iphone Cyberpunk. Fifth Element, Neuromancer, Cyberware, noodle bars, asian fusion, drones, flying cars, noir, trenchcoats...I dig it. Now this genre speaks to me a thousand times more than spikey hair-dos or airship monocles.

But most importantly, BLADE RUNNER!


The sequel to Blade Runner just came out, Blade Runner 2049. And let me tell you this: IT DOES NOT DISAPPOINT! This movie is a worthy sequel to the 1982 majesty of Blade Runner. Even with Harrison Ford returning to his original role (which we've come to fear because of Indiana Jones 4 and Star Wars 8), this movie is great. Ryan Gosling is no longer just a piece of eye candy for the ladies now. He's now a legit part of the Cyberpunk genre as one of the coolest Blade Runners to ever take up the badge. Do yourself a favor and go see this movie. Yeah, its three hours long, but the time is well-spent.

You get to see post-apocalyptic Las Vegas, flying cars, and even what anime addiction does to Replicants. Its frickin' rad to the max.

Then listen to me gush about it and try to break down the meanings behind all the little Easter Eggs on the Vorpal Podcast!



Cells within cells within cells. INTERLINKED!

Monday, September 4, 2017

Fawlty (Dark) Towers

So they finally made the Dark Tower movie based on Stephen King's epic saga of dimension-jumping gunslingers, lobster people, billy-bumblers, and psychic kids. It fled across the desert, and the Vorpal Podcast followed.

While I'm a fan of Wizard and Glass and the DT graphic novels and the entire premise of the gunslinger, I read the first book back in about 1853 so I don't trust that I remember quite enough about the Gunslinger's early Saga to compare the new movie to all the actual novels. So we called in a Dark Tower Superfan and unofficial Stephen King expert Craig of Eld to help us out. He laid on us the Easter Eggs he found in this movie that should have fans who originally hated it for not being an absolute recreation of the books to reconsider what they were watching, because [SPOILER ALERT] it turns out it is actually a continuation of the Gunslinger storyline, and takes place after the last book! What what whaaaaat? Listen in and find out why!

So brighten up your Shine and load up your forty-five (Ex)caliber revolvers, its time to talk Gunslinger!




http://vorpalpodcast.com/dark-tower

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Atomic Blondes

New on the Vorpal Podcast: Atomic Suzy is joined by Comic Book Cory to breakdown this Fall-of-the-Berlin-Wall Spy movie (based on a Graphic Novel) and determine whether the 1980's-themed flick is worth its 99 Luftballoons. Pull out your walkman, light up a cigarette, and splice some microfilm because its time to review ATOMIC BLONDE!











Thursday, August 3, 2017

(War for the) Planet of the Apes

"Take your stinking paws off of me, you damn dirty ape!"

I frickin' love Planet of the Apes. Also love the sequel, Beneath the Planet of the Apes. The alien-ness of the world, the intelligent Apes who completely disbelieve in the possibility that humans were once intelligent (and their Orangutan scientists trying to hide any evidence of it), the weird rock buildings that look like anthills, the primitiveness of the technology, the delightful mystery of the "Forbidden Zone", and the general alpha badass-ness of Charlton Heston. All great stuff.

I even played a bit of the old rpg, "Terra Primate" by Eden Studios back in the day. It was an rpg where you could crash-land as an astronaught on future earth, and have exciting adventures as one of the few rare humans that could speak and think logically in a post-APE-pocalyptic society.


Eden Studios are the same folks who also published "All Flesh Must Be Eaten," one of the first, and still one of the best, Zombie Apocalypse RPGs.

But I digress, I'm here to talk about Apes. Planet of the Apes always had a John Carter of Mars vibe for me, with the strange world with alien denizens and super-power(s) granted to the protagonist because they are from a far off place (or time). In this case the "super power" was simply that Charlton Heston can speak and think logically in a world of super dumb humans, rather than leap tall buildings in a single bound like John Carter on Mars, but still it was pretty cool. Its the kind of super power you start to identify with when you're surfing through Twitter or shopping at Walmart.



Then came the sequels... which to put it frankly, are pure garbage.

Escape from the Planet of the Apes - An Austin Powers wanna-be movie where the main apes from the first film go back in time to the swingin' 70s and become celebrities in "modern-day" America. But then are murdered for some reason. Who cares.

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes -  A half-ass near-dystopian movie where they begin the process of utterly destroying any wonderment fans may have about how the Apes rose to power. Instead of a long mysterious process of evolution to replace humans who destroyed themselves (that the Statue of Liberty in the first film suggests), the Apes rose up against humans because racism(!). So I guess, the Apes destroyed the statue of liberty? Bah.

Battle for the Planet of the Apes - You're supposed to root for the Apes as they take over the planet, because humans are jerks I guess. Completely destroys any reason that the Apes in Charlton Heston's "future" (the original PotA) would be so against the thought of humans ever have been smart. If the Apes really rebelled and won against a bunch of butthole humans they'd have a holiday about it every year.

The movies then died off for a time, since the studios had squeezed every dime from fans of the subject by releasing worse and worse movies. But now they've rebooted it! And its somehow even MORE depressing!

Planet of the Apes (2001 Remake) - Marky Mark is an astronaught who does the time portal thing and lands in Ape-ville. Great costumes and special effects, but completely lacks the points of the original that make it so great. Future humans can still all speak, making Marky Mark's limited vocabulary just as useless as it is now. Plus the twist at the end is...Ape-raham Lincoln? Ugh. Still, I liked it better than the latest Trilogy.

Rise of, Dawn of, and War for the Planet of the Apes. More Apes vs. Humans uprising prequelness that I can barely give a crap about. Its like they're stretching out the painful over-explanation of how the Apes rose up, which is like the least interesting part of the whole genre.


But I watched them, because my co-hosts JC and Jillian on the latest episode of the Vorpal Podcast desperately wanted to talk about the latest movie, War for the Planet of the Apes. They're actually fans of these Attack of the Clones-worthy prequels. How?! Why?! It completely boggles the mind.

So if you feel like hearing me lament the lost promise of these movies (and mock co-host JC's evidently terrible taste in sci-fi), check out the latest Planet of the Apes episode of the Vorpal Podcast (with special guest-host Jillian). We slash our way through every single one of the Apes movies from 1968 on, and vehemently disagree on most everything about these latest Ape-stallments to the filmography.



http://vorpalpodcast.com/planet-of-the-apes


Thursday, July 27, 2017

Batman Movies

In a special extended edition of the Vorpal Podcast, Batman correspondent Paul of Gotham joins us in the studio to cover everything we all need to know about Batman in Cinema.

We light up the Bat-Signal for Michael Keaton Batman, Val Kilmer Batman, George Clooney Batman, Christian Bale Batman, Ben Batfleck Batman, and even the late Adam West Batman! Its an episode bat-freaks and DC fans do not want to miss!

Holy movie marathon, Batman!



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