So maybe you're at GenCon right now, knee-deep in orcs, reaving your way through a bloody slaughter of Red Bull-fueled carnage and glory. Well, once the corpses stop twitching and you have an opportunity to recover your arrows, drink a healing potion, and take a short rest; I ask that you set your Battleaxe aside for a moment and consider the parchment fragment you found amongst the Chieftain's horde, and realize...
THE LOST DUNGEON OF GYGAX HAS BEEN FOUND!
Lost for decades, this temple complex of the Great Ones was relegated access only to the
Wise Few. Those fortunate Masters of the Realm who personally knew Lord Ernie of the Genevans, the Elder Son of Gygax. But those
secret treasures hidden deep within the famous
Hobby Shop Dungeon can now be sought by brave adventurers of the Current Age. That's right! Today
Ernie Gygax and
Benoist Poire of
GP ADVENTURES have revealed that the hidden location of the entrance to the lost
Marmoreal Tomb of Garn Pat'uul (amongst other Wonders of Adventure!), is only a short distance away...
So I ask thee,
Good and Noble Warriors of the Realm. Donate a bit of your hard-earned gold to this
Kickstarter, and once again let the
Songs of Glory ring throughout the land! I have personally interviewed
Benoist about this project, and both spoken and gamed extensively in the upper levels with
Ernie, and I can promise you from deep in my soul that these are
Wizards of Truest Integrity and Grace. These
Noble Maesters are dedicated wholly to bringing us forth to the Dungeons upon which our forefathers tread, and allowing
Glory and Honor to once again be the hallmarks of
Our Great Hobby! Your gold will be well spent, the Kickstarter Completed, and the
Spoils from this Adventure will be
Beyond Limit!
Game On and Kick Butt! Huzzah!