He'd be Gnomish Mage/Thief or something to justify his wacky inventions. His name would be Grizzgold Scrufflebottoms. Maybe he'd even pilot an airship, The Exuberant Turnip. He'd travel around the Realms with his merry band of adventurers seeking out riches and collecting hummel figurines.
Here's to Gnomes!
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I'd like to play a morbidly obese mage. One with a dex of 5. Then he could hardly move around, and be a physical hindrance to the party.
He'd be a great mage though. So he would have a lot of value, but he wouldn't be able to go down ropes or ride small horses, etc.
And I'd do the Fatty McGee voice all the time. Wheee! Wheee! Wheee-hee-heee!
There could be a lot of fun roleplaying with that. I could yell in Chris Farley voice, "BACK OFF, I'M HUNGRY!", and make constant food references. While everyone's tending to his armor, he's eating a sandwich or rothe-burger.
Maybe during combat, he can't do spells with a verbal component because he's got his face stuffed with turkey bacon wraps.
That would rule.
His name would be "Mordu the Magnificent," but everyone would just call him "Mordy." Or "Mordy the Meatball." Which he would hate.
I'm going to start him on Thursday. Done. This is going to rule.
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